April 1, 2008 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

One man's quest to quit the f-word in the wake of his daughter's birth.

Awesome Not Awesome: New CPR rules, NKOTB reunites, 3rd graders plot to hurt their teacher (the plan involves scotch tape)

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is TBTL, with Luke Burbank, on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.
0:10.0	I think we can all agree that it's a great time to be a lady in America.
0:14.0	I'm not like that!
0:17.0	Big one!
0:18.0	This is Cory Feldman, and we're about to raise the stakes.
0:21.0	I told you that I'm so pumped and then, wait!
0:26.0	Saka Zulu!
0:28.0	He is also an Elvis impersonator up that way.
0:32.0	Please welcome back to the show, Elvis!
0:35.0	Good morning!
0:36.0	John Pivore, so meta!
0:39.0	Not me, though.
0:41.0	I have not been hooting with the owls lately.
0:44.0	I've been soaring with the eagles.
0:48.0	I told you that I'm literally training for a marathon with my good buddy, John.
0:53.0	I was going to call him John D.
0:55.0	From Bellevue, who I had falsely beaten in the St. Patti's Day dash.
1:00.0	He sent me an encouraging email yesterday that said,
1:04.0	if you hoot with the owls at night, you can't soar with the eagles in the day.
1:10.0	And like last night when I was going to bed at 12 o'clock, which is early for us,
1:14.0	with only one cocktail in me, which is not much for us, I thought,
1:18.0	I'm going to be soaring with the eagles tomorrow.
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