Oh, hi. I'm probably not fired for even being here. I'm an extra. I've written a script.

Yeah, it's it. I'm writing myself at the moment and I find the whole process absolutely exhilarating.

What's the matter if you don't want me asking? Well, you've seen me in X-Men. Yeah.

The character I am, Professor Charles Xavier, if you remember, he can control things with the power of his mind.

Yeah. What if you can do that for real? I mean, not in a comic book world, but in the real world.

All right. So in my film, I play a man who controls the world with his mind. For instance, I'm walking along

and I see this beautiful girl and I think I'd like to see her naked and so all her clothes fall off.

All her clothes fall off? Yes. And she's scrabbling around to get them back on again. But even before

she can get her nickers on, I've seen everything. Yeah, I've seen it all.

Okay. It's a comedy, is it? No.

Yeah. It's about what would happen, you know, if these things were possible.

T-B-T-L!

Well, this is a very real possibility, a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. This is the show

that's probably too beautiful to live. It's time for Operation Crazy Plant.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 100 and 83 pounds. This is episode 798

and a collector's series. Hi, this is Luke Mom Suzie coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Well, there's a top story that's been nominated by our producer, Jen Flash, Andrews. I don't know if it's

the top story for most of the news-based operations happening in this country today.

But when a postman poops in someone's yard, it becomes T-B-T-L. Top story material will give you

the full story. Also, NBC has scaled back its coverage of the royal wedding because apparently

they think that William and Kate are too boring. You are boring me to death and I am already dead.

You're boring me back to death. There's also a new study that says swearing can actually numb pain.

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