April 18, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2011

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke reveals exclusive tape demonstrating how annoyed David Simon (creator of The Wire) is with his cyber-stalking ways, Jen takes her granny rap game to new levels thanks to the listeners, and Andy Haynes reports on The Celebrity Apprentice (and appears to hate every second of it).

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0:00.0	They call it the game, but nobody wins, and nobody lives until now.
0:13.0	When gymnastics and karate are fused, the combustion becomes an explosion.
0:20.0	And a new kind of martial art superhero is born, Jim Kata.
0:31.0	We've got a new kind of podcast, experience, ready for you.
0:38.0	Right here on this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, this is the show.
0:43.0	It's probably too beautiful to live.
0:45.0	Oh my god, I'm freaking out!
0:47.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 184 pounds.
0:53.0	This is episode 797 in a collector's suit.
0:57.0	Hi, this is Luke Vom Sousi, coming tonight on TBTL.
1:02.0	It's a Monday, and that means we've got a Monday with Gary update.
1:08.0	And let me tell you folks, it's a...
1:10.0	When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
1:12.0	When life cracks your head, use that helmet.
1:16.0	Well, life has been cracking our friend, Mr. Gary Busy, on the head.
1:21.0	Pretty hard.
1:22.0	Pretty hard.
1:23.0	We will tell you what's been going on with that.
1:26.0	Also, speaking of life, giving someone lemons,
1:31.0	there was a book that inspired a nation.
1:36.0	And also, our resident granny, Jen Flash Andrews.
1:39.0	But it turns out...
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