April 13, 2011

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2011

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Luke wonders if Tina Fey and her husband are actually Fashion Criminals, Jen has news about her Royal Ring order, and China's leaders remind everyone that yep, they're still pretty nuts.

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0:00.0	Oh my god!
0:02.0	The new phone books here, the new phone books here!
0:05.6	Well, I wish I could get that excited about that.
0:07.9	Nothing! Are you kidding?
0:09.6	Kate 73! Johnson! Naven!
0:13.0	R!
0:14.0	I'm somebody now!
0:16.0	Many of the people look at this book every day!
0:19.0	This is the kind of spontaneous publicity!
0:21.5	Your name and print that makes people!
0:24.5	T-B-T-M!
0:27.5	There's one other way to get that kind of notoriety, and that's called...
0:37.5	A Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that is probably too beautiful to live.
0:43.0	Today it can be yours for just $19.19.
0:46.0	I don't even want to tell you what it was before that.
0:49.0	Hi, my name is Luke Verbank, I'm your host, weighing in at 182 pounds.
0:56.0	This party is going to be off of the hook.
0:59.0	This is episode 794 in a collector's series.
1:04.0	Hi, this is Luke's Mom Susie, coming tonight on T-B-T-L.
1:08.0	Tina Fey, you know her, you love her, you want some more of her.
1:14.0	But did you know that she also apparently birthed the world's most fierce child?
1:20.0	We got a photo of this up, I think at the T-B-T-L Facebook page.
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