April 11, 2011
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2011
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke tells the story of the nacho-cheese fueled near-roit he witnessed over the weekend, while Jen continues, with Raptastic Results, her ongoing campaign to get Jay-Z to sample the song 'Soldier of Love'.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, chair. I still haven't gotten to you need report you promised me. Are you sure you didn't eat them? |
| 0:05.2 | Yeah, well since Lana broke up with me. I've been finding solace and food. Well, keep your chins up, Cyril. All 11 of them |
| 0:18.0 | Hey there everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL |
| 0:22.1 | This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live as soon as we get the kings worked out here |
| 0:26.6 | I'm sure it's gonna be a great great show |
| 0:29.6 | I have every confidence that we've got a great great show in store for you. It is episode 700 |
| 0:37.4 | At 92 and I collect your series. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I'm weighing in it 100 and 83 pounds |
| 0:46.9 | Easy there professor Chang |
| 0:49.4 | Like I said, we've got we've got about 11 pounds of TVTL. We're trying to pack into a 10 pound sack for |
| 0:55.9 | Hi, this is Luke Mom Fuzzi coming tonight on TVTL |
| 1:00.8 | Charlie Sheen has descended on a New York City and the Big Apple will never be the same |
| 1:08.5 | Never be the same |
| 1:10.3 | I'm sorry man. I got I got magic and I got poetry with my fingertips and I'm you know it |
| 1:15.3 | Most of the time and this is you know this includes naps. You know, I'm an F18 |
| 1:21.5 | Indeed he is also it's a Monday, so we're very excited to bring you our regular recurring segment Mondays with Gary |
| 1:30.9 | This is a segment that's been well. It's been it's been fraught with all kinds of trouble throughout his existence |
| 1:37.8 | Considering the fact that the producer Gen who was supposed to do the segment quit then we turned it over to the listeners |
| 1:43.5 | None of whom did crap when it came to helping us with the segment |
| 1:46.8 | So now we've turned it over to stand to comedian and part-time mover Andy Haines |
| 1:50.5 | We'll see what he came up with on this Monday. Oh, and also |
| 1:54.0 | Jen flash and it's granny time our resident granny on the show will |
| 2:00.2 | Fill us in on all things greeneryl that went on over the weekend speaking of |
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