You Can't Know What They Keep In That with Colton Dunn

The Neighborhood Listen

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Joan shares what her brain is most terrified of, Burnt mourns the state of a local landmark, and Doug is connecting the dots. Later on the show, Ani (Colton Dunn) comes on to sound the alarms about a distressing situation he witnessed at Walmart.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Paul F. Tompkins. And I'm Nicole Parker. On this podcast, we improvise in character using real posts from a popular neighborhood networking website. Occasionally, we change the names of some streets. And that's all you need to know. To support the show and unlock the ad-free archive, as well as exclusive monthly episodes of the bonus room, go to CBBWorld.com and sign up for a Maximus membership. And now, please enjoy this episode of The Neighborhood Listen.
0:25.4	Knock, knock.
0:26.6	Who's there?
0:27.8	Your neighbor.
0:29.2	Good.
0:30.3	In Dignity Falls, you're never alone.
0:33.0	You've got the neighbor half app and us.
0:34.9	Burn.
0:35.2	And Jod.
0:36.0	From coyotes to mail theft to weird things to sell.
0:39.0	We'll cover it all.
0:40.2	And meet new neighbors as well.
0:41.9	We'll chat about any posts you're missing.
0:44.8	So just tune in to The Neighborhood Listen.
0:52.7	And welcome once again to The Neighborhood Listen, the podcast that looks at the neighborhood of Dignity Falls through the eyes of its residents.
1:01.6	I am one such resident and proud to be so.
1:04.8	Oh, good for you.
1:05.6	My name is Burtmea Payday.
1:07.3	I am the pharmacist and chief of the Dignity Falls, missy, here in Dignity Falls and with me as always
1:12.7	is. Oh, Joan Pedestrian, I am the top realtor here in Digny Falls and I'm also a local actress. That's correct. The Digny Falls community players. That is also correct. And rounding it out. And you know what? I'm already proud. I'm not, I'm also proud of it. I'm sorry, burned.
1:28.3	You sound is so haunted.
1:29.7	That was very, I'm also proud of it. I'm sorry, burned.
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