"Anyone who murders Kamala Harris would be an American hero" (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
TODAY: We look at the newest and (rather dull) assassination attempt on Trump’s life—and switch gears immediately to focus on his far more interesting would-be assailant and the myriad of… passionate right wing responses to the latest re-hashed story beat in this election cycle.
We look at potential shooter Ryan Routh’s incredible online presence, filled with disillusionment over Donald Trump and Tulsi Gabbard and his ideas about saving Ukraine with Elon Musk rockets and a star-studded charity song called “We Are One.”
Are future assassination attempts going to get even more anticlimactic? Will disillusioned Trump fans keep trying to kill him? Are we seeing a rise in the militant swing voter?
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| 0:00.0 | This is the shit though. |
| 0:02.0 | Ralph regularly wrote Ukraine-related posts on Twitter, tagging everyone from pop singer |
| 0:06.8 | Elton John to former congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard with hairbrained schemes such as teaming |
| 0:12.8 | up with Sean Penn to buy a Meg 29 from Poland to carry out a strike on Russian President |
| 0:18.5 | Vladimir Putin. Sean Penn would fucking do it. |
| 0:22.6 | Sean Penn's a real one. |
| 0:24.5 | Yeah, he would have done it for sure. |
| 0:25.9 | He would have diverted some of that water money and been like, no, this, we need to do this. |
| 0:30.5 | We need to supply this guy with some heavy artillery. |
| 0:34.4 | Sean Penn would tie Vladimir Putin to a chair and beat that bitch senseless. |
| 0:43.6 | The Elton John thing is fucking amazing because yeah, he he tweeted at Elton John as well as Dave Matthews band to perform a song he wrote for Ukraine called We Are One. |
| 0:59.3 | Yeah, at one point he called on Dave Matthews band to perform a song for Ukraine, writing to the band in December last year, quote, |
| 1:05.0 | we need an emotional tribute song for Ukraine as support stalls. |
| 1:09.3 | I have lyrics and music to We Are One to rally global support. |
| 1:14.0 | Please help me. I live near singer-songwriter Jack Johnson and I'm sure he would help. |
| 1:21.5 | We were riding waves together yesterday. He's already got the ukulele cover written. And by like live near Jack Johnson, |
| 1:30.7 | I think he means like I live in Hawaii. And if you live in Hawaii, you kind of live near |
| 1:35.6 | everyone who lives in Hawaii. Right. Even if they're on a different island, it's still really close. |
| 1:41.0 | Imagine being one of these celebrities and like your your Google alert goes off and you're |
| 1:45.1 | being like somehow implicated in a presidential assassination attempt. |
| 1:50.2 | Jack Johnson's like, whoa, whoa, hold on. |
| 1:52.9 | I'm all about banana pancakes. |
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