#656 When they were describing a gun to her, she thought the receiver was her Hoo Hoo.

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: We cover the Teamsters Union’s Presidential Non-Endorsement and discuss the support for Trump among the rank and file and the various inane arguments in favor of the Republican candidate

ALSO: Trying to turn fellow Teamsters away from the Republican party while avoiding regime change from the K-Hive

PLUS: Kamala proves her American bone fides by fantasizing about killing a home intruder on Oprah, but is she willing to leave her home booby trapped 24/7 in case of undocumented immigrant assailants?

And join Alex for an evening of Means TV comedy on 10/10 programmed by director Chris Bell featuring Anarcho-dad sketch comedy, maniacally bloody music videos, investigations of 16-bit communal spaces, stoner professor instruction on meme creation, and greasy weirdo talk shows

Listen to Close Other Tabs w/Ani and Alex on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Podcast Addict, or wherever you get podcasts

Music:

Black Sabbath - Dirty Woman

Las Nubes - Tired of Trying

Transcript

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0:00.0	Or like everyone who like tried it.
0:01.1	I was like, I was like, you don't even want to do that.
0:02.3	Just go get in line.
0:03.3	It's not.
0:04.3	I'm worth 20 bucks.
0:07.5	Can you get in,
0:08.2	can you get in trouble for that?
0:10.3	Uh, not really.
0:11.1	No.
0:11.7	Cool.
0:12.0	There's like, apparently, apparently if like my manager finds out, he tries to take a cut of it.
0:17.3	Um, and I'm like, well, that's kind of bullshit.
0:24.9	But, uh, because we don't, we don't get tipped out.
0:26.5	Right.
0:30.3	So, uh, so like one time I asked, I asked another bartender for change.
0:33.5	I was like, hey, can you break this for me? And he was like, yeah, he's like, yeah, but don't, don't tell Joe because he'll try it. He'll, he'll, he'll he'll like ask for a cut of it I was
0:37.5	like no fucking away that's like crazy like because we don't yeah we don't get
0:41.4	it's really weird I've never been in like a like a doorman situation when we don't
0:45.3	get tipped out you you have gotten tipped out at other places yeah yeah because
0:51.2	it's kind of like it's kind of like the expectation because it's like, hey, we're like protecting you.
0:57.5	Sure. Everybody's working together for the same night. Yeah. It's like we're like protecting you. Like you kind of want us to be like stoked on you. You know? I'm well, yeah. So so if that ever happens and then someone fucks with my manager, I'm gonna let him get beat up yep do the spider man thing but then the guy you let beat up your manager well he's gonna steal a car and kill your uncle ben in the process damn i even think about that honestly fuck my uncle ben you know my uncle Ben's a real piece of shit.
1:28.0	Is your uncle Ben paying your bills?
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