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🗓️ 16 September 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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TODAY: We cover the right’s response to Kamala’s overperformance in the debate, with the cope reaching “Haitian pogrom” levels.
Did Kamala hire a rogue gaffer to distract Trump with lights? Did she use an earpiece to receive her responses? Did ABC lose $27 million dollars because of their unfair treatment of Trump? Maybe!
ALSO: With Trump’s claims about Haitian migrants “eating pets” thoroughly debunked, the right continues it’s anti-immigrant frenzy with inane AI slop, pointing guns at their computer screens, and even liberals get in on the jokes about Haitians eating pets.
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0:00.0 | The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoonia today. |
0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. |
0:21.6 | We'll show you exactly what we're going to look like when they're just going to get this. |
0:30.6 | All there in barn, we're still. |
0:32.6 | Stay tuned. |
0:33.6 | All right. |
0:34.6 | I'm Alexander Edward. |
0:36.6 | And I'm Tony Boswell. And we and and gwee is that what i said |
0:40.9 | and gwee and gwee and we are minion death cult the world is ending uh we all know what it is this |
0:49.5 | week right folks absolutely uh it's that thing driving driving your co-workers, your extended Facebook family insane. |
0:58.7 | We're talking about Haitian migrants. |
1:00.5 | Yes. |
1:01.5 | Big app. |
1:02.5 | Big app. |
1:03.5 | Aren't we so happy that isn't it so good for us as like political commentators that Trump essentially did blood libel on |
1:13.5 | Haitian migrants on live on the debate on ABC. Wasn't that so fucking funny? I was |
1:20.0 | like annoyed when I heard it. I felt like I felt like one punch man. I felt like |
1:26.1 | this isn't even hard anymore. |
1:28.3 | Like this is too easy. |
1:30.6 | And they're just, |
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