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And now with the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. And how are you? How the hell do I have the audacious balls to even ask? How are you? How am I, Titus? I'm fucking wonderful. I've been out of work since March. We just went through a month of race riots. A deadly pandemic has put

the pedal to the metal to the medal like Ebola challenged it to a murder rap battle. A hundred and

30,000 dead 30 million out of work. And the guy in charge plays golf while cops tear gas and

kill their fellow citizens. That's how I'm doing. How you doing, guy that yells meaningless

rants on YouTube? Well, frankly, I'm pissed because I have some real bad news.

The president is at worst, a traitor, and has let our troops die, or he's an in-that

moron who eats his own feces as an appetizer, and because of that, our troops die.

This week, it has been reported by the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal Newsweek,

U.S. News, and Fox News that

Vladimir Putin and Russia put bounties on American troops' heads. And Sweet Potato

Hitler was briefed about it in January of last year. Not this January, 2019. You know,

when he was told about the deadly virus that he didn't respond to. And because of that COVID crisis,

he was really busy golfing.

Now, this isn't only backed up by our intelligence service and NATO who is also informed

about the bounties on American soldiers, but money was tracked into Taliban bank accounts

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