You're listening to Comedy Central.

From the beginning of this crisis, Donald Trump has been saying a lot of not smart things.

He said the coronavirus will disappear like a miracle.

He said people had nothing to lose by experimenting with hydroxychloroquine.

And he even said that the virus can't see you if you don't move.

I think he was confusing it with Jurassic Park.

But a few days ago, as you've probably heard by now, President Trump created shock waves

of stupidity with his latest and probably greatest unlicensed medical opinion yet.

President Trump offered new but unproven suggestions of how to kill COVID-19 in patients

using UV rays and injecting disinfectants such as bleach and alcohol.

Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light.

And I think you said that has him in check, but you're going to test it.

And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body,

which you can do either through the skin or in some other way.

And I think you said you're going to test that too.

Sounds interesting.

And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute,

and is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning?

So that you're going to have to use medical doctors with.

But it sounds interesting to me.

This is maybe the first time in documented history that we've seen someone not thinking out loud,

injecting disinfectant into your body.

...