Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, January 14th, 2026.

Coming up on the program today, breaking the news to your stepdaughter that you are a piss cissy.

Plus, blitching out in the Matrix, sovereign citizen style, a fat bitch versus an elderly-looking 24-year-old,

and the latest batch of celebrity petos.

All coming up today.

Match for your old daughter, Desi, weighs 84 pounds, and I feed her all day long.

If Desi wants five eggs, I give her five.

And she wants ten, I'll give her ten.

I feed Destiny 20 chicken wings.

And when she's done, if she wants 20 more she gets it

pancakes, plates of bacon, double cheese burgers, fried chicken wings, cookies, ice cream

my baby is happy when she's eating so I will keep on feeding destiny I don't care what anybody's

said bigger is better and anybody who has the problem with it? It's the matter of business. Whatever. The bigger the better. That's nothing. If she's trying to, guess what? I'm going to feed her. You don't think, you know, makes her unhealthy. No, that doesn't make her unhealthy. That makes her happy. It makes her happy. Not if a doctor haven't told me that she was unhealthy, you know, they say she's overweight. That's already know she's overweight. That's all they say she's overweight. She's overweight. I already know that, Maury. I know she's overweight. Tell me something I don't know. She's happy when she's eating. I'm happy.

So, oh, well, she's going to eat.

Whatever.

Like I said, the big of the batter.

It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.

I want to come while I eat your smelly, hairy, wet pussy.

A bucket of his diarrhea.

I didn't want it to be in my mouth, but it was running down my eyes.

Yes, Dimison back here with you for your Wednesday episode of TV.

You know, we played that funny Mori clip at the top of the show.

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