He's Hollywood's go-to guy for health and fitness.

And now, America's Angriest Trainer, Vinny Torterich, with co-host Anna Buccino. Why am I America's Angriest Trainer, Vinnie Tortorich, with co-host Anna Pacino.

Why am I America's Anx Trainer?

Your good intentions have been stolen, and I'm here to help you get them back.

I am Vinny Tortorich, and sitting right over there is the beautiful vivacious.

So she's the best voice in podcast radio, and she's

got the lungs to match, Anna Vochino. What's up, Vin? How you doing, Pumpkin? My iPhone died today.

You know why? Because I had a rant, and it's dead Steve Jobs heard me. Yeah. And his ghost

knocked it out of my hand.

And it fell.

So now you have to go out.

You see, I'm under the impression that you, you subconsciously, because we talked about this

on an episode last week, and I think that subconsciously you were thinking about it and you, there was no ghost involved.

No, I think it was dead Steve Jobs ghost is more powerful than you or I or our subconscious.

But if Steve was so powerful, if you're so powerful, he'd still be alive.

But he's dead.

He's dead.

I'm doing better than him because he's dead. He's fucking dead. There you go, folks. There's your health for today. All the money in the world will not fix your health. No, that's true. I'm Vinny Tortoise, put life into living. No, we're not going to stop this yet. Okay. This is a special night because it's Wednesday now.

We're recording a night.

Yeah.

And we came in because we're going to have a guest on in the next show.

Actually, this show, well, we'll see.

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