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He's Hollywood's go-to guy for health and fitness.

And now, America's Angriest Trainer, Vinnie Torterich, with co-host Anna Pacino.

Why am I America's Aqueous Trainer?

Your good intentions have been stolen, and I'm here to help you get them back. I am Vinnie Torto-Ritchin, folks, sitting right over there. That's right, that's right. We're in the same room today. Yeah, we are. Yeah, she is the best voice in podcast radio. That's, folks, that's, that's, that's Anna Vochino. You know that? Yeah. Put on a little lip balm. Yeah, look at you. When you're getting all ready for me. Uh-huh. Yeah. Was that? You're over excited because I just showed you the Pete Schwetti's ball's sketch on the S&O. I never see. Yeah. I never get to see any of what the cool kids see. Yeah. That was like from 1994. How do you, how do you put, you just put the lip stuff on the bottom of your lip? And then you pressed it to the top. What's that move again? It's called blotting. So you just put it in one, well, you're too lazy to put it on the fucking top? You just put it on the bottom and let it meander to the top? Yeah, yeah. There's not a lot of surface area here. I'm all right. All right. I was just watching you do that going, yeah, look at that. Go ahead. Put that on. That's right. How are you? Happy birthday. Oh, thanks. Did you have a good birthday? Yeah, and I don't have any complaints about the meal we went to this fish restaurant called lure and and as the area we go oh what would you like to go

oh honey I want to go to the because I know because if I say lore if I say lore the way I

said she'll go what was that again and she knows what I'm talking about right she's

just giving you a hard time yeah I, I say lore. You say leh, right? I get made fun enough for saying water. I can say that again? Water. That's not even a fucking word. Where I'm from, you say water. The Chesapeake Bay is filled with water. How do you think Serena says it? Water.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then the waiters always go, what's that again? She goes, water. And I'm like, honey, just say it the way we said. Just say it with your American accent. And I don't want to hear from, she can do it. I don't want to hear windscreen and aluminum either. Just say it the way we fucking understand it. This is a matter of fact when we were doing a Pure Vitamin Club ad.

Yeah.

You know, she did the voiceover on it.

She said, pure vitamin club.

Pure vitamin club.

And I'm like, honey.

Did you correct her?

Honey, listen, when we start selling it in the UK,

we can go back in and we can drop in vitamin. We fed him upon vitamins and vegetable bread. Yeah. So, you know, and by the way, where are my vitamins? On the third take, they're coming this week, this week, Anna, they're coming. Okay. Don't give me the look. Don't give me the, I don't need to look. I'm not speaking to you until I get my vitamins.

Okay.

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