Please join me, Greg Bruce.

Greg, hello.

Happy day, it's time to look at the stars of love

and let us sing a song of cheer again.

Happy days are here again.

Once again, the smartest man in the world,

group cast takes to the ether

from the salubious confines found high,

a top alcohol plaza, one maritime area,

here in the bustling center of where the worker's blood

is charred into the very cement that we stand upon.

The financial district here at the fabulous punchline,

San Francisco's most comedious

and most fabulous club.

The punchline here in San Francisco, California,

hooray for us, ladies and gentlemen.

Once again, we convene the batting of heads together

when wizards confabulate and hobnob,

otherwise hobnob, as the Wizard of Oz said,

about a zillion ideas that come one after the next.

Hopefully some of them being humorous.

I neglected dimension in my pre-show warm-up

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