It's all fun and I'm rockin' old fantasy, it's all fun and I'm rockin' old fantasy

It's all fun and I'm rockin' old dream

Once again, the smartest man in the world, podcast takes to the ether here from high atop the how about art and mall

Confluence of art and how here in the vibrating, scintillating seat of government for the Republic of California

Sacramento here at the salubriest confines of what can only be described as Sacramento's premier comedy club upstairs in a mall, the punchline

Pray for us and once again, we're joined together by common bonds of a new year and a new outlook for

2013, it's going to be so different this year, the minds didn't predict anything

And so the plumage serpent god is no longer a factor in your every move

No longer must you look back thousands of years down to Mesoamerica for the spiritual guidance that the cataclysm might occur at any point

Because someone could create a chronologically perfect calendar outside of the white man's realm

When the Spanish got to Mexico they couldn't believe the carnage and the Mexicans couldn't believe the Spanish had candles

Can you imagine Mexico without candles? The Spanish gave them candles and hammocks and shit like that

The Spanish had never seen a fucking hammock before or an avocado or a tamale and the Aztecs gave them tamales and they panicked and went fuck this is better than at home

We should stay and loot this place and then make a whole new civilization on the ashes of the old one and shit

But out of the ashes rose the fucking plume serpent god to fucking poison 2012

There was that weird shitty movie and then there was well they didn't poison it actually it made it more delightful didn't it?

It's better when then when there's a Christian rapture because those never happen

With the Mayan one all of us were kind of 50-50 on that

When you see some guy come on TV and go the Lord is going to take us into his arms on April 25th at 2pm you're like no they're not

I'm going to go to Marie calendars and get extra pie

But when the plume had serpent god ends the end of time you're like oh that might fucking happen

I actually they might be right now and they did a lot of shit we didn't know about and stuff

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