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Cause that is where I started from. Once again, this smartest man in the world

proofcast takes to the ether high above the confluence of Walnut and Ford Street

here in the Pearl of Monroe County, the Bologna of the Midwest.

High, atop Bloomington, Indiana's own comedy addict ladies and gentlemen

we are all convening to drink and regale one another with songs of ledger

domain and stand once again in this mighty commodeous Viking hall and

let the scalds sing their epic bard like poems while people bang on drums and

giant mastiffs snooze on the floor, gnawing on joints recently thrown by the

inhabitants of this room. A roaring fire sits on the side here if I can describe

the scene to you and there's suits of armor all around the room. Bloomington was

once Bloomingard and before that Bloomings scold and before that Blooming

Heldr the place of the Blooming Heaven was settled by Vikings in the year

553 secretly. They snuck overland using their boats as fucking sand scooters.

They went too far accidentally into Kentucky and freaked out and ended up

trotted off Kentucky. Thank you and good night. That's been the show.

Heritage of the medieval legacy is almost evident everywhere you walk in Blooming

town. Giant mighty square with a courthouse that stands like a relic from

a time now long forgotten. A chase bank that staunch and true. A Monroe

snack shack shakestand. We're so many have died over the years. Their names are

written on the wind but mostly on the everlasting pissing rain that never seems

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