Andy Erikson-197-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2014

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Andy Erikson AKA Ernie AKA "Can I get a ride?" is in the building (the Mommy Dome). A former police officer, Andy is no nonsense when it comes to enforcing rules and eating snacks. If you don't know why you suck stuff are you supposed to? Maybe you're a suck puppet. That's it. That's your role in life. Why do black people say hair-on instead of heroin? We go DEEP this episode. Both ladies have had multiple men pull pud in front of them and they happily ELABORATE. Is Which Is Mike Singletary back????? Pull your jeans up and find out! What gift will Andy bring Tom in Tacoma? Check back in a month to find out.

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0:00.0	What up baby jeans, put your 10 a month, high and tight, right?
0:18.5	Like Jay Leno, Wanna and this will be a warning, you don't like brown song, turn the sound
0:24.4	off.
0:25.4	Like now dog, refueling rated, updated weekly, done smell, done burn and greasy,
0:33.2	it's Christina P. main mommy, see nuts, you need to wipe down, to strike clean up, now I'm
0:39.9	saying like FIFA take a walk with me, this is your mom's house.
0:44.2	Honestly, honestly, those were some really good wraps.
0:59.5	Yep, this was tight, Garrett Plummer.
1:02.2	Garrett so talented.
1:04.1	So many of you are and by the way, you guys continue to send in your many different forms
1:12.4	of music and we continue to love it.
1:14.9	So I highly encourage you to continue to do that.
1:19.6	And you can always send in an email, your thought, your photo, your music, whatever you want
1:26.5	to send, your farts, your mom's podcast at gmail.com, there's no house in the email, your mom's
1:33.4	podcast at gmail.com.
1:36.8	We are celebrating Valentine's Day, we're in Chicago, Illinois's and we're doing the
1:47.1	Chicago improv in Schomburg.
1:50.0	And enjoying tons of Asiago chicken.
1:52.1	Asiago chicken, order it, order it with your Valentine, you're really going to like it.
1:57.1	Yes, we've been told that the shows have been selling very well.
2:02.5	So if you are in the area, please go ahead and get online to the Chicago improv and get
2:10.0	your tickets.
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