198-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2014

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

No more juice for the Main Mommy. Tommy drank something gnarly which made fluids come out of all of his holes - which delayed today's ep. Buns is farting and puking and sweating, but he's still here for you. What if you have no teeth, but you love certain sex acts? You shouldn't hide in shame, you should make songs about it. Leon Lewis knows what we're talkin' bout! Oasis was one of the biggest bands in the world at one point and then it all fell apart. Now, former guitarist Noel Gallagher hates all of the videos they made and so much more about himself and the audio about it is priceless. Plus your Would You Rather's and more!

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0:00.0	CLICK THweise
0:02.0	a
0:05.4	一
0:08.5	be
0:09.2	in
0:06.8	a
0:13.4	alert
0:14.5	is
0:16.5	the
0:16.5	στην
0:18.3	rises
0:21.5	spending
0:25.0	bye bye
0:55.0	I almost feel guilty laughing at that it's too good. That was a ghost crew. Holy moly. We got to play that again in the show. Oh definitely. And that track's called Sharky Chowee.
1:12.0	That was fantastic.
1:16.0	Wow guys. Pretty amazing. So listen, are you in Orlando? Do you want to see me perform stand up? I'm there. I'm there this week. This Thursday through Sunday at the Orlando improv.
1:29.0	Do it after Disney World. Yeah. I'm going to spend all day at Epcot and then I'm going to do shows tonight. And then the next week I'm going to beat the San Jose improv.
1:39.0	February 28th through March 1st. That's only Friday and Saturday night. Very limited edition. Come on Saturday because I'm taping an hour to submit for stuff. It's a long story. Just come over. Come on. Come on. Come see her. March 6th or 9th Denver improv.
1:58.0	But more importantly, most importantly, your mom's house live. Oh shit. At the bellhouse in Brooklyn, New York, March 13th. The links are up on your mom's house.
2:10.0	podcast.com. And also March 14th. We go to Brooklyn again to do stand up at the knitting factory. You can get a discount on the knitting factory ticket by buying it online. Yes. Yeah. Go get it online. Get it now because you get it a cheaper rate on that.
2:26.0	In March 15th, we do your mom's house live at Woodlands backyard in Columbus, Ohio. So there you go, guys. And then March 20th, we go to Cobb's comedy club. We're doing the podcast only.
2:39.0	So get your tickets for that as well. Cobb San Francisco. We just added the 21st. 21st here in LA. We're going to do comedy magic club at Hermosa Beach.
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