Andrew Santino & The Missing Titanic Submarine! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 133

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are joined by comedian Andrew Santino from the Bad Friends podcast! Words men shouldn't say! Testosterone is a summer vibe. Santino doesn't have shower curtains. BEST showers ever! Buying a fixer upper house. Talking to yourself in the shower is the best. Pee in the pool? Crazy house party story. Blake Anderson broke his back. Sal is a BIG summer guy. Woody Allen marathon with chrissy d. Tik Tok trend of faking celebrities deaths is hilarious. Fake humble people are THE WORST. Have you been to every state? The Grand Canyon is INSANE!!! Tips for hiking. Missing Titanic submarine heartbreak as deadline for oxygen running out PASSES. Mount Rushmore is SO COOL. Welcome to the end of the world! CHRIS IS PLAYING MSG IN SEPTEMBER BABES GET TIX!!! Chrisdcomedy.com Sal and the Jokers are coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com Support the sponsors to support the show!! Go to HelloFresh.com/heybabe16 and use code heybabe16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping! https://www.hellofresh.com/pages/podcast?c=HEYBABE16&mealsize=4-2&dm=meals&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=podcast16fm&vs_campaign_id=910ce2d7-49ed-4ee7-a542-0ba952b0e8ee&utm_content=act_podcast_podcastads NEW MERCH IS OUT NOW!! https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/videos #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don't be a fake, don't be a flake, don't run away
0:07.0	From your feelings, babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed, don't hesitate to say hey babe
0:12.0	Hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe
0:18.0	If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman, your wife
0:23.0	So from our personal point of view, get to hey babe to marry you
0:28.0	Make a baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
0:30.0	Be a mango Jerry, yeah mango Jerry. No, is it? Yeah, no, no, no, no
0:35.0	It's mango Jerry's in the summer time, and the winner is a
0:39.0	In the real time it was a mango. No, that's Jerry, that's
0:42.0	He was doing, no, it's Jerry the Munguloid
0:45.0	Ah, that's who? Jerry's Lewis, what is mango? His name was mango?
0:50.0	His name was mongo? It's something that I have to eat at Christmas
0:53.0	Oh no, that's mothongo, mothongo, mothongo, bifongo, trifongo
0:57.9	Mungo, Mungo Jerry, who's born in England, right?
1:00.2	He's near Brit.
1:01.1	So Mungo is a name?
1:02.9	I've never heard of a person named Mungo outside of it.
1:04.9	There's three guys in comedy named Mungo.
1:07.1	Yeah.
1:08.0	Mungo Morrell?
1:09.1	No.
1:09.9	Mungo Morrell.
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