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Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

It's on SIGHT for BUGS! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 134

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are talking Tracy Chapman and all her hits. The babes watch back some of the early internet viral videos. Earliest memories with computers. Follow your passion! Drinking coffee too early is SUS. Chrissy books talks about his reading habits. Why owning a pool SUCKS. Philosophy with Chrissy D. Tips for shopping for a home in 2023. Walks are the key to a good life! People are choosing to become trees after they die in a new funeral composting trend. What animals have souls? Do fish have souls? Wtf is going on with fish?! What bugs scare you? Are there bugs you will kill and bugs you will save? Weird things that make you cry. Shout out Woody Allen, Chris is watching all his movies. CHRIS IS PLAYING MSG IN SEPTEMBER BABES GET TIX!!! Chrisdcomedy.com Sal and the Jokers are coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com Support the sponsors to support the show!! Stop throwing your money away. Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/HEYBABE https://signup.rocketmoney.com/infl/?_forward_params=1&_smtype=3&utm_campaign=heybabe&utm_medium=podcast&utm_source=podcast&wpcid=heybabe&wpcn=heybabe&wpsnetn=podcast Visit BetterHelp.com/heybabe today to get 10% off your first month! https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=1027891afe9a05548dc067c50b77f8&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=heybabe¬_found=1&gor=start Sign up today at butcherbox.com/HEYBABE and use code HEYBABE to get flank steak for free in every box for 3 months plus $20 off your first order. That’s butcherbox.com/HEYBABE and use code HEYBABE to claim this deal. https://www.butcherbox.com/HEYBABE/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpa&utm_campaign=flank_steak_3months_june23&utm_term=heybabe&utm_content= NEW MERCH IS OUT NOW!! https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/videos #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Don't be a fake, don't be a flake, don't run away

0:07.0

From your feelings, babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed, don't hesitate to say hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe

0:17.0

So I remember when we were driving, driving in your car

0:21.0

Speed so fast that the light got was drunk, city lights lay out before

0:25.0

And y'all fell nights wrapped around my shoulder and I had a feeling that I belonged

0:32.0

I had a feeling I could be hebe, be hebe, be hebe, be hebe, be hebe, be hebe, what's up babe?

0:41.0

Dundundundund, where's she?

0:43.0

Tracy Chapman?

0:44.0

Yeah, right now.

0:45.0

Open the door.

0:46.0

Where?

0:47.0

Tracy Chapman.

0:48.0

Where is she right now?

0:49.0

Tracy Chapman's in my bed tonight.

0:51.0

Allegedly!

0:52.0

Allegedly!

0:53.0

Allegedly!

0:54.0

I love Tracy Chapman.

0:55.0

Tracy Chapman, if you're listening and we know that you are, just know that we like you, we support you, we know Luke Bryan stole your song

1:01.0

And if we find Luke Bryan, we're gonna beat the shit out of him and let's you paid him.

1:04.0

Oh, I'm sight!

1:05.0

Oh, I'm sight!

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