Greatest Asian of ALL time! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 132

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are waxing philosophical. You never step in the same river twice is the new motto. Sal is losing weight no ozempic tho! Super Hero movies are DEAD. Succession finale was FIRE FLAMES. Spending money is an addiction that you need to keep an eye on. We are what we spend on babes! Kids are addicted to their damn devices. Why does it feel like time speeds up as you get older? What would society be without money? Could you go back to the barter system and survive. Michael Jordan vs Lebron James who is the real GOAT?! Greatest Asian of ALL time is WHO? Chris was not made to wear hats. Insane and hilarious funeral service. Ever dial 911? Who the HELL wants a pet rabbit?!?! HEY BABE! CHRIS IS PLAYING MSG IN SEPTEMBER BABES GET TIX!!! Chrisdcomedy.com Sal and the Jokers are coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com Support the sponsors to support the show!! Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code HEYBABE for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Again, create an account and redeem code HEYBABE for $20 off. Download Gametime today. Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed. Download the Viator app NOW and use code VIATOR10 for 10% off your first booking. One app, over 300,000 experiences you’ll remember. Do more with Viator. That’s 50% off up to $10 on a $15 min sub total, and zero delivery fees on your first order, when you download the DoorDash app in the App Store and enter code BABE2023. Visit BetterHelp.com/HEYBABE today to get 10% off your first month. That’s better HELP—H - E - L - P—dot com slash HEYBABE https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=102884a9c2ebffedf0a0d7b4539428&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=heybabe¬_found=1&gor=start NEW MERCH IS OUT NOW!! https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/videos #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don't be a fake, don't be a flake, don't run away.
0:07.0	From your feelings, babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed, don't hesitate to say hey, babe.
0:12.0	Hey, babe, hey, babe, hey, babe, hey, babe, hey, babe.
0:17.0	This is hey, babe, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
0:21.0	Now, some people say we were debating this, we think, did we do that?
0:25.0	Did we do that little jingle before in an episode?
0:28.0	And what I say is even if we did, it doesn't matter because guess what, babe, you never step in the same river twice.
0:35.0	Okay? You know what I mean by that?
0:37.0	It's just that when you do, you know, because people do.
0:39.0	No, but they do, but they do, but it's always flowing water.
0:42.0	It's never the same river.
0:44.0	Did you change your shirt?
0:45.0	Different water. Change my shirt.
0:46.0	Purple.
0:47.0	I didn't.
0:48.0	That's okay.
0:49.0	You know what? There it is.
0:50.0	Now you're a different guy.
0:51.0	This is a new episode.
0:52.0	Now you're a different guy.
0:54.0	I, I, um, yeah, I heard, uh, I've been listening, I want to shout them out.
0:59.0	Ryan Holliday from the Daily Stoic.
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