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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2014

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Maui Comedy Festival, Greg mouths on mahi-mahi, Mark Twain and Monsanto.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Great rock and altitude try another high performance back.

0:25.8

The ether, here from Haya, a top front street,

0:29.7

at Longies Restaurant in La Hina,

0:33.1

at the Maui, the first annual Maui comedy festival right here.

0:37.1

And Maui.

0:40.6

In the most beautiful,

0:41.7

all-in-on contiguous states of Va'i,

0:44.0

that fabulous archipelago,

0:45.8

that's the farthest-flung landmass

0:47.6

in the entire universe.

0:48.9

There's nothing on our big green earth

0:51.6

that's as far away from land as this place is right now.

0:54.6

And by that, I mean,

0:55.8

there's very little connection to civilization here,

0:58.2

and anyway.

0:59.2

Yeah!

1:01.2

This show is supposed to start at seven.

1:03.2

It is now 8.55, ladies and gentlemen,

1:06.6

because we're on Hawaii time.

1:08.7

Yeah!

1:11.4

It's not like Maniana in Hawaii.

1:13.4

It's like Maniever is when it's never,

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