Mandates
The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2014
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Jin |
| 0:07.0 | . |
| 0:18.2 | straight |
| 0:20.3 | sleeve |
| 0:28.0 | the streets here. |
| 0:29.0 | We're smoking dope as a felony. |
| 0:30.0 | And we're having a good time, as always, allowed. |
| 0:32.0 | Once again, we find ourselves conjoining here, trying to join hands and join minds and join |
| 0:35.0 | hearts and fly above these 30,000 islands that form the archipelago that is the city of |
| 0:40.0 | Stockholm here in Sweden, where the Vikings once roamed down, shit like that. |
| 0:45.0 | It's so exciting to be here in a country that's so liberal in so many ways. |
| 0:50.0 | We're going to be here in the United States. |
| 0:53.0 | We're going to be here in a country that's so liberal in so many ways, and so fucking |
| 0:58.8 | fascist in so many other ways. |
| 1:01.0 | All at the same time. |
| 1:03.0 | It's the dichotomy of Sweden, isn't it? |
| 1:06.0 | All y'all are super tall, but morally, sometimes super small. |
| 1:10.0 | In that way, it reminds me of America, except we're super wide. |
| 1:14.0 | The difference is, thank you. |
| 1:17.0 | I'll be slowing down for the jokes as we go along. |
| 1:19.0 | If you're listening out there in Proofcastline and Vodkaline, this is an awesome time to light |
| 1:22.5 | up one up or pour one down or jump one due. |
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