Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Fruits.

What's the end of the spot?

It's not in the world because it's the beginning right here.

Massive, pleasure down, located on Staten South Boulevard in between the liquor stores and the vape stores and the head shops right here at Nerdmelt in the back room of the most exciting comedy club in the United States.

In the United States, Nerdmelt comics and once again, we're joined here by all of our friends who've come to this small black box.

Although it's more cozy in the autumn. I find in the summer this is a punishment area because there is absolutely no ventilation whatsoever or any circulation of air of any kind.

It's like living in a crypt or some sort of sarcophagus.

But then comes the autumn and the temperature drops a little on all of a sudden this place isn't so bad.

If there was a little hot apple juice in the back in a cag and two guys standing in front of a pot-bellied stove talking about next baseball season.

We'd help ourselves a little fucking trout fishing in America, Maine, fucking I hate black people mumbling in this place.

Ah, yeah, yeah, they shouldn't have traded for the Japanese guy.

That's my impression of people in Maine talking about the red socks.

So once again, we're here and if you're listening out in Proopcast land, Proop Kittens, Proop Castellans, Proop Contillians, Proop Kudillians and Proop Vod Villians, welcome once again to the show.

We hope to make this one even more powerful than the Maui one because I have no recollection of the Maui one whatsoever.

I won't spoil anything for you, but there was a lot of mayhem and annex. But Maui was groovy.

How groovy, Greg? Well, I didn't want to come home.

Right from Hawaii, the place you call Alabama with volcanoes.

Well, Hawaii is a simulating mixture of Americana and Tropical Paradise, which means it's part army-based, part shithole, part garbage dump, part nervana.

There are places in it where you think that heaven descended right here on Earth as you watch the sun descend into the Pacific Ocean and taste the trade winds as it wafes by you gently.

And you walk in the sand in the morning and see the javes. Sometimes the javes went l lap.

When the javes went l lap, that is such an important time because sometimes waves aren't even waves anymore.

They descend in the alphabet up to the upper reaches or they ascend. And all of a sudden they're javes.

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