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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:17:11.34 Genders And Sexual Orientations Finding Common Ground 00:05:36:22.15 A Breath Mint Inserted Into The Pooper 00:08:40:11.01 Tips For Your First Gay Bathouse Trip 00:13:27:17.14 The Web App For Finding Public Sex Spots 00:17:31:12.69 A Walmart Mobility Scooter Riding Thief Gets Caught 00:20:36:01.63 Roseanne Has Some Negative Things To Say About Darlene’s Pussy 00:22:11:16.57 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Throat Warbler 00:26:19:18.03 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get Exclusive DV Everyweek 00:27:55:18.06 Today The […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, October 4th, 2023, coming up on the program today, eat
0:05.5	ass, the smart way, with anal breathments, plus gay bathhouse etiquette, and the government
0:11.3	is going to make our cell phones explode our brains today.
0:15.0	Find out exactly when, and how this may affect your weekend travel plans.
0:18.7	All coming up today!
0:23.7	How can I be thank, Ellie King, if that's your real fucking name?
0:32.7	You can't lay right there, if it's in behind me, though, that's my mom Cindy.
0:36.7	So, see I am not, thank you, ugly-looking bitch.
0:39.7	Talk to me.
0:40.7	Yeah, you ugly monkey, go climb on that.
0:43.7	I know the kids jump off on the other side.
0:47.7	Next time, if you have outside dog, she will get you on her ass.
0:52.7	One, I am pregnant with my son, Frederick Jr.
0:56.7	Yeah!
0:57.7	I'll be five months tomorrow, and he's kicking the shit out of me right now.
1:00.7	Yeah!
1:01.7	My dad died three weeks ago tomorrow at 6.18 a.m.
1:04.7	Yeah!
1:05.7	You are right.
1:06.7	This is not a wig.
1:07.7	It's fucking real.
1:08.7	It feels a wig.
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