White Girls Sexing Up Dogs And Other Musical Masterpieces – SIDESHOW

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 5 October 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:33:11.76 Lord Douche Is An Enigma, Wrapped Inside A Riddle, Covered By A Slimy Coating Of WTF?!?!! 00:07:46:13.49 Helping Lord Douche Identify A Song 00:14:21:17.51 A Collection Of The Most Offensive Music? 00:19:51:22.50 Another Fat Activist Demands We Find Her Sexy 00:25:05:12.39 The FEMA 5G Zombie Brain Detonator Emergency Alert […]

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0:00.0	The following is a distorted view sideshow exclusive.
0:04.3	What a faggot?
0:05.6	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, October 5th, 2023 coming up on the program today, White Girls
0:14.1	Fuck Dogs and other musical masterpieces. Plus another condescending fat chick
0:19.0	demands that we find her attractive or else she'll label us bigots.
0:23.0	Taking a drive on Harry Dick and pulled over by the Thought Patrol.
0:30.5	Distorted View Daily. Proudly presents a cult leader who had sex with his own son's wife.
0:38.0	In my time here, I thought I'd heard everything.
0:41.0	Then Jeff delivered an incredible revelation about his dad, the Messiah.
0:47.1	God came down on Michael and forced him to consummate with Christina.
0:55.0	I mean it was a terrible strange act of God.
0:58.0	He did an astonishing thing that, uh... I was astonished and so was Michael.
1:07.5	Michael had made no mention of sleeping with his son's wife.
1:11.7	I got the feeling this was a story I wasn't supposed to hear.
1:15.0	And when Michael found out I knew, he asked me for an opportunity to explain just how God had made it happen.
1:22.0	I stood up like this and suddenly I was forced down on the floor and I started seeing that the consummation with Christina was imminent and I was going to be,
1:40.0	I was going to have to do that. I was just laying awake and I was thinking about
1:46.4	coming over here and I said to father I said when I go over there if Michael invites me in I will ask for the
1:57.4	consummation tonight. So it was just a single occasion this literal physical consummation?
2:04.0	No, it wasn't.
2:07.0	You consummated more than once.
2:09.0	Yes.
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