Life Is Short(er): Letting Go, Foot…Ball, and Rom-Coms 💨

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

The guys talk about Justin’s recent efforts to Marie Kondo his childhood bedroom (and how he just couldn’t part with his baby blankie). Christian has a dream about trying to seduce Maggie on the same night that Maggie has a dream about trying to seduce Tom Hanks…what does it all mean?! Then we read a letter from Nell with the subject line “Farts,” so you know it’s going to be good. Finally, we hear a sweet voicemail from listener named Julia who found comfort in the show during a lot of late nights after giving birth to her baby daughter during the pandemic.

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon music. Download the app today
0:13.4	We don't have any glue props
0:15.4	I don't have my almost glue I've been doing it, you know, oh you have yeah
0:19.6	I've like become addicted to putting more glue on my hands
0:23.4	So if you say like oh my brothers addicted to glue and they're like people would be like oh he's having
0:27.7	Phil assuming you know that movie love life. Yeah, yeah, Phil Hoffman. Yeah, that's a great movie. I love them
0:33.1	I think his brother directed that or wrote it. Oh really?
0:36.1	Gordy Hoffman. Yeah, I don't know. He had a brother speaking of brothers and doing things creatively here
0:41.9	We are here. We're in person again. Yeah, it's exciting. Yeah, I like doing the show in person
0:47.3	Is this car is this the old chair? Did you they're both the old chairs? I I
0:51.8	Fixed them up a while back. I glued that I was back in but they're still a little creepy
0:56.2	They need to be oiled I think more loyal shorties or shorties who've been around with shorties for longer
1:02.1	We'll probably be familiar with this content
1:04.8	Because we
1:06.8	Squeaky chairs. It's crazy that 40 years of using these chairs. I know newer listeners will be excited by this and this will be new
1:14.5	Content for them and our new ASMR listeners will really enjoy it
1:19.9	Creaky hashtag creaky chairs. I wish people would see you thrusting your body to create that sounds speaking of
1:26.4	We were talking about you you rewatched that thing that we did in the in the quarantine the show with Mario Lopez or the game show
1:33.2	The Kevin Hart show that yeah, you said you what you rewatch the Kevin Hart show that we did
1:37.4	No, I don't know. I don't know. That's scary. I don't remember telling you that but but I did do it
1:40.5	So I was I was telling the truth we
1:43.6	It was a game show that Kevin is it still on the Kevin Hart
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