The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Today on the show: Also Featuring: 📞 Voicemail Shenanigans: DV freaks weigh in on Minecraft movies, Ben Affleck’s autistic performance, and public access sleaze pioneer Al Goldstein. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:05:01 Lanky Loaf Bread 04:59:05 Meade’s New Song All About His Credit Card Fraud 10:05:03 Grandpa Teaches You A Lesson (And Other Weird Erotic Old Man […]

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0:00.0	Be freaks, it's Monday, May 5th,
0:02.5	2025 coming up on the program today
0:04.6	Mead's musical admission to credit card fraud,
0:07.6	plus the motivating power of finger-blasting buttholes,
0:11.4	taking road rage to a new level by shitting on the hood of a car,
0:14.7	and watch out! That can of corn will cream you.
0:18.1	All this, but your voicemails, do-day!
0:21.8	It's time to look back at another epically dumb moment from Distorted View Daily.
0:29.4	Jimmy Boo, what a do?
0:31.1	It's Jimmy Boo. Long-time side show freak.
0:36.0	Toast sounds good right about now.
0:38.4	I was just listening to the voicemails from the 11-20.
0:41.3	Why is toast always in the same shape?
0:43.9	You know what I mean?
0:45.0	Like bread is in that, I guess, to fit in toasters.
0:48.3	But why can't we have long toast?
0:50.3	I would like that.
0:51.9	The bigger sandwiches?
0:53.9	I'm all for that.
0:55.6	I'm going to create a sliced bread that is longer.
0:59.6	Like, you know how paper comes in standard and then a letter and legal?
1:05.3	I want a legal-sized toast.
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