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100% Eat

$10,000 "Chair Experience" & First Time PM McDonald's %% McDonald's Big Arch

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Our Heroes have to tackle the Big Arch this week, especially if there's a mysterious benefactor watching silently from a chair just feet away. WHO paid to be in the cuck chair? How have they never had McDonald's PM food before? WILL THEY TALK?!?! New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.

0:04.7

A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel.

0:07.5

They think they're better than us.

0:08.5

Who do you think you are?

0:09.8

I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.

0:11.5

She's punishing me.

0:13.0

You destroyed my family.

0:14.3

I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.

0:17.0

A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.

0:22.6

Welcome to 100%E bitch.

0:25.9

The show where we try every fast food restaurant,

0:28.1

letting you know if you need it, you probably do today especially.

0:30.7

I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan, how are you today?

0:34.8

I'm great.

0:35.4

I'm excited.

0:36.0

I feel like we're being watched, though.

0:37.2

Yeah, we are. Take a whiff. There's a camera I'm great. I'm excited. I feel like we're being watched, though. Yeah, we are.

0:38.2

Take a whiff.

0:39.1

There's a camera inside the wall.

0:40.6

I knew it.

0:42.2

It's a literal bug.

0:44.1

That's why it was in the bathroom.

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