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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2024

⏱️ 121 minutes

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0:00.0	Australian politician Barnaby Joyce has caused him uproar after being filmed drunkenly rolling around on the ground and what some are calling a legendary move.
0:08.6	Although Joyce has said it is because he mixed alcohol and medication his boys from college have urged everyone not to let him down play how much of a legend he is with his college roommate Jack
0:17.5	Shakespeare stating the man used to down a full bottle of Jack take a shit on the road and then tag the fattest broad at the party before yelling his famous line.
0:25.0	If you can walk in a straight line, you're no friend of mine.
0:28.0	Classic Barnaby Bender.
0:29.0	According to an old co-worker from his nightclub days, the only medication that man takes are gas station
0:34.4	boner pills washed down by Jack Daniels and says Barnaby was even on one of his
0:38.4	classic benders when he opposed a free vaccine for HBV and allegedly annihilated 18 shots before screaming
0:45.2	they ain't bumps if we all got them before humping the air and passing out
0:49.2	happy to see him still getting at it at 56. Publicly, Barnaby has stated that it was a big mistake,
0:54.9	but was later spotted at the pub defending his honor
0:57.4	by standing on the counter of the bar,
0:59.0	offering to personally suck the d'
1:00.1	of any man who could out drink them.
1:03.6	As promised for all you Ozies and New Zealanders,
1:06.4	the tickets for my tour have gone on sale,
1:08.9	Auckland July 24th, then we got Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth. This weekend I'll be in Pittsburgh, then we got Sydney Melbourne Brisbane Perth this weekend I'll be in Pittsburgh
1:14.6	then we got Dallas Calgary Baltimore Washington Boston
1:17.3	Winnipeg Atlanta San Diego Houston and Austin yes and I will be in
1:22.2	Scottsdale February 29th Saratoga Springs
1:25.0	Dallas, Minneapolis, Edmonton, Vancouver. You can go to Danny comedy.com
1:30.0	Ryan Law and comedy.com
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