President Trump said yesterday that he may call up the National Guard to help with airport security.

Dude, just fund the TSA. You're running out of people to send.

For real.

This time next week, we're going to have Melania yelling, everything in the bin.

Laptops need to be out.

No, belt is fine.

Belty, you recheck, belt is fine.

I put very little work into that impression.

From 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City please enjoy this podcast edition of Late Night with Seth Myers

on today's show Seth talks to actress Amanda Pete

but first a closer look

Donald Trump got yet another made-up award and revealed the mystery present he got from Iran.

For more on this, it's time for a closer look.

The nation is at war, and Americans are overwhelmingly against it, but don't worry.

Today, the president held a cabinet meeting and spoke directly to the concerns that are on everyone's mind.

See this pen right here. This pen is an interesting example. It's the same thing.

So this pen is very inexpensive, but it writes well.

I like it. And there were $1,000 a piece. Beautiful pen, ballpoint. A thousand, it was gold, silver, gorgeous. But I'm handing out to kids that don't even know what they're, what is this, mommy. And it had another problem. They didn't write well. So I take it out. And I saw it and there's no ink. I said, I'd like to use your pen, but I can't have a gray thing with a big ass on it. And I could even paint the White House on it, sir, if you like, in gold.

Almost real gold.

So the guy said to me, you don't have to pay me, sir.

I'll give him to you for nothing.

I said, no, I don't want that. Let me pay you. I want to pay. He said, what would you like to pay? I said, how about five bucks a pen? He said, that's all right. Whatever the hell we agreed to. Peanuts. They're better pens. It's a business story. No, that's not a story. That's a symptom. That felt like it went on for two days,

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