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Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast

Corrections: The Podcast | Episode 169 - "Scollins!"

Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast

NBC

Political Comedy, Politics, After Shows, News, Comedy, Books, Authors, News Commentary, A Closer Look, Seth Myers, Tv & Film, Seth Meyers

4.33.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Recorded every Thursday after the audience has left Studio 8G, and witnessed only by scattered members of the Late Night staff and crew… This is Corrections: The Podcast, Episode 169 ("Scollins!").

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0:00.0

What you're about to hear is an audio recording of a recent episode of Seth Myers Corrections.

0:06.5

To watch new episodes of corrections, subscribe to the Late Night YouTube channel.

0:14.4

In the year 2021, late night talk show host, Seth Myers, unleashed the full fury of the internet with the utterance of a single word.

0:24.0

Legos.

0:25.6

These are the stories of one man's descent into the bowels of the internet and his courage to take on the most dangerous people on earth.

0:34.5

YouTube commenters.

0:36.4

Recorded every Thursday after the audience has left Studio 8G and witnessed only by scattered

0:42.7

members of the late night staff and crew, this is Corrections, the podcast.

0:52.6

Corrections, Episode 169, Week of Monday, March 16th, 2026. A lot of people wondering why Andy is not answering the phone when I call him. Some people positing were in the middle of some sort of feud. I assure you that it's not the case. There's actually a very innocent explanation.

1:12.3

He did answer the phone last week when I called,

1:15.3

but he was near a gas pump at a gas station,

1:18.0

and he burst into flames.

1:21.5

That's what the trades are calling Frisbee's revenge.

1:27.0

I asked him to send me a voice note.

1:28.8

I basically realized he's just not going to answer the thing.

1:30.7

I said, look, the jackals feel like your Nick Cage sounds like your Alf.

1:34.9

So send me a voice note where you're Nick Cage saying an Alf line.

1:39.6

And then Alf saying a Nick Cage line.

1:41.6

And we can see how that goes.

1:45.3

I think the best, because I just got this, I'm just going to hold it up here and play it.

1:50.3

Okay, first off, that's very offensive.

1:52.0

They're super different, and I'm going to prove it now.

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