Chelsea Handler | Iran Rejects Trump’s Peace Plan After Mystery “Present,” Hegseth’s “Throttle” Comment: A Closer Look
Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast
NBC
4.3 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Seth takes a closer look at Donald Trump’s approval rating hitting a new low as ICE agents loitered in airports and Iran rejected his proposal to end the war.
Following that, Chelsea Handler talks about playing matchmaker on social media, meeting her boyfriend while gambling in Las Vegas and feeling purposeful as a comedian on her High and Mighty Tour.
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| 0:00.0 | In a post today on Truth Social, President Trump said that the public loves ice officers |
| 0:07.1 | and added, quote, they are great American patriots and just happened to have much larger and harder muscles than most. |
| 0:13.9 | All right, I don't think the public loves ice, but more importantly, why are you talking like a drunk aunt at the beach? |
| 0:21.2 | Those boys throwing the football have larger muscles the most. |
| 0:25.6 | Aunt Jenny, let me smell your water bottle. |
| 0:28.9 | Go right ahead. You can't smell vodka. |
| 0:36.9 | From 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City, |
| 0:40.1 | please enjoy this podcast edition of Late Night with Seth Myers. |
| 0:43.7 | On today's show, Seth talks to actress and comedian Chelsea Handler. |
| 0:47.2 | But first, a closer look. |
| 0:57.6 | Donald Trump's approval rating hit a new low as ICE agents loitered in airports |
| 0:59.4 | and Iran rejected Trump's proposal to end the war. |
| 1:01.9 | For more on this, it's time for a closer look. |
| 1:07.9 | Donald Trump promised a lot of stuff |
| 1:09.7 | during the 2024 campaign. |
| 1:11.1 | You might not remember because you've permanently erased it from your brain, but I do because |
| 1:15.6 | I have his tweets tattooed all over my body like Memento. |
| 1:19.6 | If you voted for Trump, there were probably three big things you cared about, |
| 1:24.6 | bringing down prices, ending foreign wars, and deporting violent |
| 1:27.9 | criminals. Starting the day I take the oath of office, I will rapidly drive prices down. |
| 1:33.6 | We're not going to have war in the Middle East. We're going to get the criminals, the murderers, |
| 1:37.5 | the drug dealers. We're going to get them out of here first. Damn, he's like me at the Emmys. |
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