am i the a–hole?
Delusional Diaries
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🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back on the couch diving headfirst into a series of chaotic, messy, and brutally honest AITA scenarios. from family drama and baby gender reveals gone wrong, to impossible co-parenting situations and friendship betrayals, nothing is off-limits. as always, the girls bring their unfiltered opinions, real-world perspective, and zero hesitation when it comes to calling things exactly as they see them.
beyond the AITA chaos, the episode takes a turn into some of their most entertaining hot takes yet, from breaking up during the holidays, airplane etiquette that sparks real rage, using AI for wedding vows, and how long you actually should wait before dating again after a breakup. they also dive into love languages, what’s secretly attractive that has nothing to do with sex, and whether drinking on a first date is a red flag or a rite of passage.
to round it all out, the girls get into hobbies (or lack thereof), Kindle obsessions, dressing your boyfriend better, gift-giving as intervention, and the very real struggle of trying to become a “reader.” it’s funny, honest, and loaded with relatable moments that remind you exactly why you listen to us. tune in for laughs, chaos, and way too much honesty, exactly how we like it.
Timestamps
0:18 - Am i the a**hole stories
14:44 - Breaking up over the holidays
19:09 - AI writing your wedding vows
27:29 - Finding new hobbies
35:11 - Kindle club
40:49 - First dates
48:24 - Where does anxiety stem from
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| 0:55.8 | Hi guys, welcome back to another episode of Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. |
| 1:01.4 | And I'm jazz. And I'm just so grateful to spend two hours on this couch with my best friend today. |
| 1:03.6 | Yeah, we just recorded an episode before this. |
| 1:05.6 | And like, I'm not going to see you for a while. |
| 1:08.2 | I know that is true. Yeah. |
| 1:10.0 | It's like a little bit. I know. |
| 1:12.8 | But it's not as long as it was when you were in Europe. |
| 1:24.6 | No, that was really long. That was like 13 days. I felt like a really long time. I was like, wow, like my best friend has passed away. That's why I felt basically. That was such a good trip, though. Sorry. No, and I'm so glad you had fun. |
| 1:25.1 | I knew you had fun. |
| 1:25.8 | I didn't mean like that. |
| 1:28.2 | I'm just like, I was like, damn. |
| 1:28.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.4 | Damn. |
| 1:28.2 | Today we're going to be reading some. No, and I'm so glad you had fun. I knew you had fun. I didn't mean like that. I'm just like, I was like, damn. |
| 1:28.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:46.8 | Damn. Today we're going to be reading some am I the asshole stories and giving you our opinions on them. Yes. Okay. Let me, let me dove into it. Where is it? Okay. Are you ready? Yes. All right. a 28-year-old woman is pregnant with her first child and her and her husband are about to find out the gender of the baby which is causing a huge fight the pregnant |
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