Hi, guys, welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. Oh, you're waiting for me to see something. I feel like you always do.

Yeah. I try to like have something like on hand, but I didn't have anything. I have something. Okay, great. Right before this, guys. Okay. I don't know how to work. Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Okay. I have, obviously, I'm selling my house. I'm not going to be there. I don't need to be there. So I had to like sign these power of attorney documents and get them notarized.

And. obviously I'm selling my house. I'm not going to be there. I don't need to be there. So I had to sign these power of attorney documents and get them notarized. And I first go to a FedEx that says they do notaries. They're like, we don't anymore. I'm like, cool. So then they're like, go to UPS. Go to UPS. The UPS guy goes, oh, we don't, like, this is at 9 a.m.

Because I made Reed go with me because also I had to have, and Reed's like trying to fucking work and he like definitely wants me dead. But I had to have two witnesses or whatever. And the notary can be one witness, but Reed had to be the other. So we go to this UPS, the guy's like, okay, actually. And there's like far apart. He's like, the notary comes in at 11.

I go, okay, great.

It's 9 a.m. So we go back home. Then I'm like, all right, it's like, let's go. Come on. So I bring Reed back with me for it now a third time to this UPS. I walk in, the guy goes, what document you need? And before I even say power of attorney, he goes, if it's power of attorney, I can't do it. I'm like, bro, I have been to three different fucking locations. I spent my whole day doing this. I'm not even kidding. Did you get it done? So I'm getting there. He's like, here is this, like, here's the notary. He doesn't say, like, this is like a personal person. he's like, oh, just go here. So I'm like reading this address. I'm like, okay, we're like, oh, we, like, here's a notary. He doesn't say, like, this is, like, a personal person. He's like, oh, just go here. So I'm, like, reading this address. I'm like, okay, we're going to

go. We're like, what the fuck? There's, like, nowhere to buzz. We, like, walk all this way. And it's, like, a guy's apartment. Like, so I call. And I'm like, hey, the man, I just, I don't know why. This was so New York and so fucking funny. I'm like, hey, like, I need this

notarized whatever. And he's like, okay, um, like, it's going to cost you $30. I'm like,

dude, I don't give a fuck. Like, come down right now and I'll do this. And I'm like, where am I going to go up to his apartment? He's like, all right. I'm coming down right now. Obviously, I didn't I give a fuck. I was very nice to him. But he runs down with a fucking folding table. And he's like,

let's go to the park. So he walks over to the park with a folding table. And we like are signing this. And like there's just kids playing everywhere. I'm like, what the fuck is happening right now? Like I'm signing my entire life away to this attorney. And like there's just children playing like fucking botchy ball over here. And anyway, but he signed everything. He slayed, he was really, really nice, like really awesome guy. And I zeld him 30 bucks. And now my thing is notarized. So why didn't you just have Jesse do it last night? I literally don't think he could. Also, I didn't even think of that until today. But I think like with the power of attorney, it would have to like a special notary to do it. No, just you did my power of attorney. I don't know. My house.

I don't know.

But. until today. But I think like with the power of attorney, it would have to like a special notary to do it.

No, Jesse did my power of attorney. I don't know. My house. I don't know. But they like they wouldn't do it at

UPS. But regardless, whatever. I know. It's super difficult. I had to call 15 UPSs, which is end up why I end up going to Jesse because, oh, well, he's out of office today.

Oh, well, he's not going to be here

since afternoon. Oh, well, he doesn't do that.

It was the most inconvenient thing of all time.

I don't know why it was so hard.

And I'm like, I feel like you to be here this afternoon. Oh, well, he doesn't do that. It was the most inconvenient thing of all time. I don't know why it was so hard.

And I'm like, I feel like you need to clearly state that online or something. If you're, like, you had me running all over this fucking city. Yeah, they don't do a very good job of me. No, that was horrible. But I also, I got something in Sag Harbor. I had to go get something notarized because I was like changing the fucking title on my house or something.

Walked into one FedEx.

They did it on the dot.

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