Hey, everybody, and welcome to Kotaku's split screen, the show where we tackle video games, one very specific and excruciating detail at a time.

My name is Ash Parrish, and I'm joined by my two co-hosts slash emotional support

co-workers Nathan Grayson and Mike Fahey. Say hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hey.

So very enthusiastic from you, Nathan. Good job. Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. I have a question,

though. In what ways do we support you emotionally? I wasn't aware that that was one of my

duties. You bully the hell out of me. That's my emotional support. I have to call her and sing to her

every day. We push you to be better, I guess. She makes me call and sing. Do you not have to sing?

Okay, Fahey, you've been threatening like a musical interlude for pretty much ever since we started doing this.

When do we finally get it?

I mean, she'll call me up.

She'll call me up and she'll say, I need a song.

I'm not feeling too great.

And I'll be like, wake me up before you go go.

I'm not planning on going solo or something.

I don't remember the words going.

Let's stop.

I was actually faked out because I thought Fahey actually could sing and I thought he was just going to bust out in some aria right there. So I'm kind of disappointed. I actually, I can,

but this is not the time or place. Okay. So make sure, you know, you do your voice workout and

we'll get back to you on that at another time.

But this week, we are not discussing Fahey's natural talent for singing arias.

A huge bummer.

We're going to be talking about character creators.

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