Hello everyone and welcome to split screen, the video game podcast where we delve into video games one very specific topic at a time.

This week's topic is something we'll get to in a moment.

But first, let me introduce my co-host.

The reason that is split screen and not single screen.

I am but one of three.

Michael Fahey senior reporter for Kotaku.

And then we have...

I'm Nathan Grayson, another senior reporter at Kotaku.

And I'm Ash.

I'm staff writer at Kotaku.

What is a staff writer? Why are some of

us staff writers and some of us reporters? Does that mean anything at all? I feel better being a

reporter. I feel like that's more important. I think my mother would appreciate my job more if I said

I was a reporter instead of a staff writer. I mean, you do reporting. So from now on, you should just lie.

I am a reporter.

Mother.

It's like we're in some sort of hellish limo where none of these titles make any sense at all.

And I just segue.

Did you see my segue?

Did you see it?

Whoa, what?

Today's topic, this week's topic, is hell.

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