Ally's Race
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. $5. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. Okay, right, Klein Alley Show. It's that the day of the week where you have to have a small talk with your co-workers about what you do this weekend. Do you have a good time? Do you go to the Dodgers game? Perhaps sat on your couch and did nothing. I can't think of days that were more different than the one I spent and Allie spent. I laid on the couch all day and watched the Masters. It did absolutely nothing active at all because it's one of those days where I just enjoy being able to do absolutely nothing, almost comatose, so much so that the TV multiple times had to give me warnings and say, are you still here? |
| 0:57.9 | And you're like, I'm here, let's go. Stop judging me and asking me if I'm still here, I'm still here. They do that during football Sundays, too. It's really annoying, and whoever's responsible for that at Spectrum, please stop with the whole, he haven't seemed like he haven't moved in a while. |
| 1:11.1 | Are you still with us? |
| 1:11.9 | It's funny you feel like you have to justify it too. Like, I got up to get guacamole a couple times and pee, all right? I'm not just sitting here. Yeah, you don't know what I've been out to. Ali, on the other hand, decided to wake up and on a whim decided to go run in a 10K. Right? You didn't really plan that. |
| 1:27.0 | That wasn't planned out. |
| 1:27.8 | No, it was the, |
| 1:28.0 | it was so, |
| 1:28.0 | it was last minute because my wife had talked to somebody who was doing this race that was in |
| 1:32.6 | my area. And it was, uh, apparently a top 10 rated amazing, uh, race to run. There's a half |
| 1:41.1 | marathon. There's a 10K, a 5k, and a one mile. And then you could also |
| 1:44.8 | double stack. So you could do the 10K and the 5K together. Or you could do the one, the |
| 1:50.1 | five, and the 10th together. And I decided to do the 10K. I know what you're doing is like |
| 1:55.0 | something that is for you. But like when I hear that people spent the weekend doing stuff like |
| 1:59.7 | that, it makes me angry. Oh, okay. And you understand that. Yeah. Like, almost like I know you're not rubbing it in, but no one's going to say. I probably would be angry at someone like me too. If I said to someone, oh, I sat on the couch all day and ate pizza and then was still hungry in order to sub and ate that too and then i said i'll order |
| 2:18.3 | the big sub and i'll save some for later but then i ate the part that i was going to save for later no one's telling this to the tv as well yeah i'm telling the tv this and then no one's going to say man you're really rubbing it in my face but when you go uh oh really interesting i woke up and ran a 10k but I think you would finish. |
| 2:34.0 | I try not to be the face rubber. |
| 2:36.2 | I know you're not. |
| 2:36.9 | I just do it. |
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