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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

You Can't Ride A Lizard (FULL SHOW 4/10)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Jake was sad during the show today after getting terrible news about a family member passing away. RIP to Jake's second cousin Detective Randy Hoppert who was hardworking, funny and generous, all things Jake is not. But we quickly discovered that Blind Charlie coming in-studio to shave Klein's head would make Jake feel a whole lot better, so that's the plan for Monday.. We also checked in with our new Coachella Camp correspondent Anthony, who only got 3 hours of sleep last night because his neighbors were fighting over drugs. Yay! We heard from Johnny too, who sounded like he was on drugs even though he wasn't. We pitched him several Coachella ideas to him, all of which involve Johnny being inconvenienced or humiliated. In other news, Klein has been watering a fake plant for the last year and he swears this does not make him an idiot. He even promised to bring in said fake plant to prove to us that we'd 'never be able to tell the difference.' Plus a chat about odd relationship rules, Johnny Doesn't Know: desert edition, and perhaps the weirdest & dumbest thing we've ever done for Coachella tickets.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right, $5.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.8

Hey, what's going on, Granitelli?

0:34.0

Are you ready?

0:36.5

We're going back to the freakingin' moon, that's why.

0:39.3

I love Kleinin' Allie, you little bitch.

0:43.3

Clining Allie, it's just okay.

0:46.3

Just don't that thing's about you to that.

0:49.3

Good morning, everybody.

0:51.3

Whoa, sweet David's sake, did you see that? We've a climb on Alley Show.

0:55.7

Let's get the still shouted.

0:57.8

The show started.

1:00.1

The show started.

1:01.4

We are live in Los Angeles.

1:03.8

Three, two, one.

1:07.3

And here we go.

1:11.6

Hey, want to have sex with my wife?

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