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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- One-Armed Gary's New Arm, Vanessa's Milk and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K.Rod. Welcome to just after 10 o'clock. It's K. Rockline Alley Show. Still on the air, still in your ear holes. You can also see what's going on here in the studio, including those plants you heard about already today on our YouTube right now. So we're streaming live on KROX YouTube. TextLandari Active, 800,000, 20167. Yeah, 310 said the new KROK gardening hour is ratings gold. Well, we'll make it up to you this hour because we have an update on the phone. It's been a while since we've heard from this guy. And as soon as we're done with this one from Pierce the Vale, we have an update from our very own one-armed Gary, who's getting a new body part this week. Play Shibats. That's next. Instagram, Clown, Ellie Show, TikTok there as well. But we appreciate you hanging out with us as we are live on the radio, unless, of course, you're listening to this in the podcast after the fact, in which case, okay, no judgment there. Thanks for downloading and subscribing, and please feel free to share the show with anyone you know, love or hate, help us to hashtag grow the show. One Arm Gary, It's been a while since we've heard from One Arm Gary. Used to be an Uber driver. I don't believe he's ever allowed to drive for Uber ever again after driving some passengers the wrong way on the 405. Which is hard to do. It's a very big freeway. It's pretty obvious which way is which. Gary, what was the reason you drove them the wrong way

1:44.5

on the 405? You were confused or you missed an exit? What happened? You know, the exit was like messed

1:51.0

up by the LA airport. So I went down there and I got on the wrong way with the couple

1:57.8

and I was going the wrong way and then all of a sudden I was going up a hill

2:02.3

and here comes two um lights right at me and I you know did a 360 and almost a 360 would be

2:09.8

going the same wrong direction so you turned fully around or still going the wrong way

2:14.9

no I went 180 then okay I went the right way and I got him there without a scratch and said, here you go, but they think, I mean, I lost my job. So they complained to Uber and they said our driver drove us the wrong way on the 405 and you got, have you been taken off the app forever now yeah they don't let me drive at

2:35.9

all could you deliver food for uber if you wanted to do that or you think they you deliver

2:39.8

it's the wrong way i can deliver food oh okay gosh so it's not all lost why are they letting him

2:46.3

i don't know i mean so you didn't see probably a significant amount of wrong way signs as you were getting on the ramp? No, it was like all broken down. Yeah, sometimes you've got to make your own way. That's kind of a warning. It's all broken out. There's a bunch of things blocking. How could I see it? All right. Anyway, long story short, we met you and then we learned that you don't just drive

3:10.4

the wrong way. You also only have one arm, but that's all about the change, huh?

3:15.4

Yeah, they're giving me this, uh, myoelectric arm.

3:20.0

Whoa. Is this that cool high-tech arm that Tina, that your girlfriend was telling us about?

3:26.4

Yeah.

3:27.5

So what can it do? Can you switch out like hook, fingers, fist?

3:34.0

Yeah, I can do lots of things with it.

3:37.8

And when do you get that arm?

3:39.1

Yeah, like.

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