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At this point, we all know somebody who has high-tailed it out of the state of California

because it's expensive to live here.

There's a lot of annoying things about living here. And people think that they will get themselves. A tax break. An affordable home. I get a massive compound for $400,000. All I've got to do is move to Texas. Allie got to experience Texas. I don't know if that was your first time ever going. I've only been one other time, and it was like a one-night thing when I was on that fat En-Frank tour. Oh, right, when Allie was playing. Anne Frank in the musical, but she got too fat that no one believed her. She's like, you know, what? They called her Anne Frank the Tang. That's not Anne Frank. Anne Frank for her. and Frank the tank the Tank. Anne Frank and Bean. They called her a lot of things. So I just had one night in Austin when I was doing that. So I never really experienced Texas. And my family... And Austin doesn't really count as Texas. I don't... Yeah, I agree with you. And my family, my dad's twin brother and a lot of his family have moved out to

Texas there have been from California from California a lot of my family has left

California and by the way a lot of people do that move out realize all the things

they thought would be great other places aren't so great after a couple of years

and then they end up doing the move back.

Or they do that thing where when a Californian visits them, they try and explain how great it is.

Right.

And they're like, yeah, see that $3.50 for gas?

Right.

Or I have a buddy that moved out there and he's constantly back.

You know what I mean?

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