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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 4- The Dancing Umpire from Savannah Bananas, ADD News and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.2

This is the world famous K.R.

0:35.1

Welcome to some bonus point, Alisha.

0:37.3

10 o'clock here on the screws, we are K-Rock.

0:40.4

If you need us, 800, oh no, that's not right.

0:43.8

We didn't pay our phone bill.

0:45.0

3-23, tip Bowley, if you need to interact with the show.

0:48.2

I think you can still text somehow the 800 number.

0:51.8

I don't know why that seems.

0:52.6

That seems to be working, but you can call us if you need to use your voices at 323-847 tip bowler. Or no, 3-2-3-tip-Boli. That's the number to reach us at. Our boss just came in during the last song to say, is that true or is this a thing? Are you guys doing a bit about this phone thing?

1:11.3

We're like, no, no, no one paid the phone bill here.

1:13.2

You should know about this.

1:26.1

He's like, that's embarrassing. We're like, right. You're right. It's absolutely embarrassing. We should all be embarrassed. It sure is. If you have a friend, some loser friend that can't get their ass together, or maybe that was you at one point in your life or maybe that's you currently.

1:30.2

There's nothing more humiliating than when your phone's not working,

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