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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Klein is sunburned, Ally went country, and Johnny went gay (we think). A lot happened over the break, but we started with Vanessa telling us about her 'adult' Easter Egg hunt, which upon further questioning was definitely meant for children. We kicked off a new streaming month with the return of Netflix/Notflix. Would you watch a dating show where you date one of your exes in disguise? We also heard about times you lied to the police to get out of a ticket, and apparently poop stories always work! Also Jake talked to drunk people about the origin of Easter, a follow-up on Omar's confrontation with Howie Mandell, and Johnny reveals that he spent his break taking in the '3 G's," which he was unable to name. So it's definitely guys, guys and more guys.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	Yay!
0:32.6	They're back.
0:33.9	Wee!
0:35.8	Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ellie?
0:38.3	Are you ready?
0:40.3	Hello, Clownie, you little bitch.
0:43.3	Clown and Allie, it's just okay.
0:47.3	Just don't like saying about you too much.
0:50.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:52.3	Oh, sweet damn sake, did you see that?
0:54.8	Beep a Klein-A-N-A-E-S-E show.
0:56.4	Let's get the still shouted.
0:58.5	The show started.
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