New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo,, Utah for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

The great Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins has just announced a big nationwide tour.

We will get you into that tour, at least when it stops in Los Angeles at the forum later this morning, and Billy Corgan will be on with us in a little less than an hour. So if you got any questions for Smashing Pumpkins frontman, wrestling aficionado, and all-around good, bald guy. You can let us know what you want us to ask Billy Corgan. Trust me, when I say your questions will probably be better than the ones we've come up with.

Oh, yeah. And so that'll be coming up a little bit later this morning. You can text us at 8005201067. If you're just joining us, this is Klein Allie's show. And Allie has once again done something to humiliate herself and embarrass her child. Oh, I've not humiliated at all. You should be. I mean, you really should be, and I tried to set you up,

and I tried to tell you when I witnessed you do this.

We've talked about. her child. Oh, I had not humiliated at all. You should be. I mean, you really should be,

and I tried to set you up, and I tried to tell you when I witnessed you do this. We've talked

about this with the germ guy, and he said everything I did was fine. The germ guy is letting

you know from a germ perspective that you are perhaps not necessarily spreading germs, but from a society and just a social norms perspective,

what you are doing is no good. I don't normally shop at sprouts. It's not one of my go-toes.

I find it to be a little pricey. Of course, yeah, they've got organic stuff, blah, blah, blah.

I had to get something there, so I decided to do my shop there, and I had my kid with me,

so I let him know that there was a magical line of bins that had all kinds of chocolate

and treats galore, and that he could choose something and pick, and we would get a bag of it.

If you've never been to a Sprouts before, they've got, like, an aisle or two aisles

that are just filled with, like, barrels that you can scoop in. You could take anything from nuts to gummy bears to. Oh, there's chocolate covered almonds and they basically have M&Ms. Their version of M&Ms. It's just candy, basically. And then they have another aisle that's like beans. Right. Who I don't care about it. Yeah. It's just all dry beans. I like to tell my kids they can go and then I pick the aisle and I say you can only pick out of the beans and rice aisle. And they're like, oh, millet. You can't go to the one next door that's just full of different combies and chocolates. But I have all this millet. All the pharaoh and millet you like.

If you want some oats, you can go nuts on those oats.

So I go up to the good aisle and I say, look at all this, Wesley.

What do you want to pick out?

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