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So maybe you're one of the 23,000 people that are currently evacuated because of that sandy fire.

Maybe you live 20 miles away and you haven't thought about this fire whatsoever or even a little bit.

But it is still actively burning.

As of now, it's 5% contained.

That's progress. They're trying to make as much progress as possible because the wind is going

to pick up again later today. You ain't got to flame everything. I know, especially in L.A.

Seeing the smoke driving home yesterday definitely, you know, brings up some triggering emotion from

obviously the major fires that we had last year.

This one is the third biggest of the year.

So it's 1,400 acres, which is sizable.

The good news, though, is that only one home burned down.

It really sucks that one house, the first one to go.

750 firefighters, though, are working their asses off trying to contain the fire.

And, you know, I think that if they can make progress today, it would be in pretty good shape.

But, of course, these things, even if you feel like it's not on your radar, that could change very drastically in like a one hour period.

I'm not great at math, clearly, but sometimes they go, you know, oh, this thing is 20% contained and then it's 0% contained again. And I have no idea how they even figure that number out, which I shouldn't be hard for me to understand. But a lot of times, like yesterday, I was watching some of the coverage and they... You see like dance which is like boom water they drop the

red stuff the fire retardant

but also they were dropping like

these big water drops like one after

the other was like doon do do do right

on top it's really beautiful I know they saved those

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