Our Weekend: Broken TVs, Vegas Fails & Rattlesnake Encounters (FULL SHOW 5/18)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Klein is down one TV after a mishap with a 7-year-old this weekend. Should he take action and demand this kid's parents buy him a new one? Johnny & Ally's wife were in Vegas this weekend to see No Doubt at the Sphere, which resulted in a big El Cheapo fail for Ally. She booked Katie's hotel room on a shady third party website which resulted in Ally going full Karen on a popular Vegas hotel. We heard about your lamest Superpowers today to give away tickets to the new Superman experience at Warner Bros. It included a man with an uncanny ability to wake up without an alarm and a woman who can draw a perfectly straight line with no ruler. Powers! We also heard your most/least favorite segments on the show. It seems the most polarizing are Old People Secrets, Johnny Doesn't Know, and Lie Day Friday. What are the segments you hate or love?

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great.
0:30.1	What's going on, Glen and Ali?
0:32.4	Are you ready?
0:34.3	Hello, crying and alley, you little bitch.
0:41.8	Clarendy Nelly, it's just okay. Just don't like things about you too much. Good morning, everybody. Whoa, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:48.1	Beaver Clown All right. Let's get the still shouted. The show started.
0:55.2	The show started.
0:57.4	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.3	Three, two, one.
1:02.8	And here we go.
1:07.6	Oh, look at that ass.
1:11.8	Sometimes I need a good reason to get out of bed.
1:15.4	Got sleep in my eyes, loud in my head.
1:19.8	I need a shot of something to make my motor go.
1:21.7	This could use a bit of a shot.
1:26.6	So I turn on the flying and letting show show Give me some flying in that a show
1:33.3	I like that's room
1:35.3	Give me some fly
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