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Hi everybody!

I need to get guests.

If I sound like Countess Luanne Postry, have I apologized?

I lost my voice screaming and dancing and sweating my ass off at a wedding this weekend.

For all this shit I talk about weddings, I sure fucking love them.

Okay, I'm at the front of the line for the fucking lamb chop,

chimmy churrie, pig and a blanket, caprese skewer, flat bread.

I mean, I find where the kitchen door is and I post the fuck up.

I have salt mouth, I think I burst a larynx cord, we don't know what happened, but I came alive.

I mean, I was like jumping to a con.

Okay, I was dropping it to weasy.

Okay, I was getting wild.

I was slithering in between the gays.

The gays cancel me.

Let's just start off hot.

I think I might be in some type of a lawsuit coming up here because I think that I unintentionally

have been objectifying, sexualizing and harassing the people that are redoing my bathroom.

Okay, listen, I grew up constantly in a remodel and these men that were in our home became

our family.

Okay, my mother would make cheese plates, it was services all day and they would have dinner

with us.

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