We Ain't in Kansas, No 'Mo

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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WE'RE IN AUSTIN BABY!!!!! We dive into our wild ride here, how much we love the comedy scene, and more on today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor on dating, mental health, and everyday chaos, sharing personal stories that will have you laughing, crying, and feeling high on life. Each episode features interviews with comedians and ...

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0:00.0	Oh, welcome back to two girls, one blunt.
0:02.8	If you're not watching, you can see that Emily has the baby Miss Violet across her chest.
0:08.2	And we did.
0:09.3	We're excited to announce find somebody a beautiful home to adopt her.
0:12.8	We did find somebody to adopt Violet.
0:14.7	Very excited.
0:15.4	They seem like a loving home.
0:16.7	I was trying to show them how to hold her.
0:18.3	And he goes, I don't have the equipment for it, meaning like my tits to use as like them how to hold her. And he goes, I don't have the equipment for it,
0:21.9	meaning like my tits to use as like a shelf to hold her. And I go, just buy detachable tits.
0:27.1	And like somebody comes over, you're on a date. And then you're like, one second, I have to cuddle my cat.
0:31.6	You put on tits. And you're like, all right, we can lock in for a movie.
0:40.6	What would you do if your hinge date did that?
0:43.0	I think I would respect it because that shows you love that much that you're willing to transit.
0:49.2	I would be...
0:50.2	You're willing to transit?
0:52.3	Is that what we call transitioning?
0:53.8	You're not in transition. You're in transit. You're in transit. You're in transit transit? Is that what we call transitioning? You're not in transition.
0:55.1	You're in transit.
0:56.0	You're in transit.
0:58.3	You're in transit, me.
1:01.5	You're not going to the F-rail.
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