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The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 28.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2022

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Saying yes to therapy and no to fu*k n*ggas...

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0:00.0	Alright folks, you already know what time it is.
0:28.1	Welcome back to the show, I'm Laquita Lumpkins.
0:32.5	And I am Shakari Richardson.
0:34.0	This is the re-thanks for coming back.
0:36.7	That it is, excellent black people.
0:39.5	Speaking of which, black excellence is the thing that we do on this podcast.
0:45.0	Wow, look at that.
0:46.5	Interesting.
0:47.5	Alignment.
0:48.5	So black excellence this week goes out to a couple of people.
0:56.6	Very smart, successful young lady by the name of Cassidy Parnell.
1:04.1	She is a senior in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
1:08.1	She attends Tara High School and she's valedictorian of her class.
1:14.3	She's got a 4.1 GPA and she's earned 4.5 million dollars in scholarships.
1:23.3	She's been accepted to 106 different schools.
1:29.6	She's gotten 4 full rides and 13 presidential scholarships.
1:33.3	Wow, wow, oh Jesus, 106 schools.
1:38.3	Wow, 106 schools begging.
1:43.1	So I wanted to mention her and take congratulations.
1:46.5	It says here that she was dual enrolled between high school and community college.
1:52.8	So just working her behind off.
1:56.4	She lives for her computer science classes.
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